Bumper Stickers Bumper stickers approximate size - 10 ins by 4 ins. All stickers are priced £2.00 which includes VAT and delivery by Royal Mail first class post. PLEASE NOTE THAT A MINIMUM ORDER OF THREE STICKERS APPLIES. ORDERS FOR LESS CANNOT BE ACCEPTED. All prices quoted include VAT and delivery within the UK only. Please note, we are unable to deliver outside of the United Kingdom at the present time.       Qty   14 Get Even Live long enough to become a problem to your kids 37 Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. 42 Beam me up Scottie, there is no intelligent life down here 43 Yes, in fact, I do own the whole damn road 50 Don't Drink and Drive....You might hit a bump and spill your drink 69 They can send me to college, but they can't make me think 70 Do not wash...This vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test 71 Don't steal. The Government hates competition 73 I gave up smoking, drinking and sex, it was the worst 15 minutes of my life 74 Money isn't everything, But it sure keeps the kids in touch 75 If I wanted to hear from an asshole. I'd fart 83 The more people I meet, the more I like my dog 84 The more people I meet, the more I like my cat 94 I can handle any crisis, I have children 95 Work is for people who don't know how to fish 100 I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet 101 What if the whole world farted at once? 104 It's been so long since I had sex, I can't remember who gets tied up 105 Sometimes I wake up grouchy. Other times I let him sleep 110 How's my driving Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT 114 Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most 122 Answer my prayers, steal this car 128 Caution - driver applying make up 131 This is not an abandoned vehicle 139 Wanted - Meaningful Overnight Relationship 143 Don't rush me I get paid by the hour 148 Things get better with age. I'm approaching Magnificent 152 Eat your heart out, I'm retired 171 Please Lord, winning the lottery won't spoil me 190 What part of NO don't you understand 193 Wife/dog missing. Reward for dog 197 I still miss my "EX" but my aim is improving 198 I suffer from C.R.S., Can't Remember Shit 199 A woman with PMS and ESP is a Bitch who knows everything 200 Ex lovers make great speed bumps 202 Men are idiots and I married their King 203 Don't let your mind wander. It's much too little to be left alone 204 I wasn't born a bitch...Men like you make me that way 227 Grow your own dope...Plant a man 232 I fish therefore I lie 233 Caution: I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds 237 I'm so broke I can't even pay attention 246 I may be a cruel and heartless bitch, but I'm damn good at it 247 PMS? Hell, this is one of my better days 250 Caution - I go from zero to Horny in 2.5 beers 270 You mean chocolate is NOT one of the four basic food groups 272 All men are created equal...poor things 280 Harassing me about smoking may be hazardous to your health 284 Been there, done that 286 Sex is like pizza: when its good it's very good. When it's bad it's still pretty good 310 Real men don't ask directions 320 I want to be just like Barbie. That Bitch has everything 323 Men are not pigs. Pigs are gentle sensitive and intelligent animals 330 I wonder if you'd drive any better if that car phone was up your butt 337 Constipated people don't give a shit. 339 I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse 342 Married men don't live longer. It only seems longer. 369 So few Richards. So many DICKS 373 Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks you're an asshole 401 Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass 411 I've been dieting for a month but all I've lost is 31 days 416 Parents: can't live with 'em, can't live without their money 453 Horn broken - watch for finger 460 Women don't get heart attacks, they give them 470 Lord, if I can't skinny, please let my friends be fat 482 I'm in no shape to exercise 489 Hands up motherstickers, this is a fuck-up 499 Husband and cat missing, reward for cat 501 Husband and dog missing, reward for dog 515 Be nice to your kids, They'll choose your nursing home 516 Ever stop to think, and forget to start again 517 I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it 526 Your entitled to the wrong opinion 527 To some it's a six pack, to me it's a support group 531 Some people have one of those days. I'm having one of those lives 532 I'm not into booze, it dulls the drug 533 The future isn't what it used to be 545 Driver carries no cash, he's married 548 Unlike computers, women reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy 550 Your family helps you with all problems you'd never have if they weren't your family 551 Men have feelings too, but who really cares 554 Save a cow, eat a vegetarian 555 I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcholics go to meetings 571 Women want me, Fish fear me 573 Get in Sit down Hold on Shut up 575 If my smoking bothers you, Don't breathe 576 Money talks, mine always says goodbye 578 Even though this is a Stupid Sticker, you're squinting to read it 579 I love the woman I married, its my Wife I'm afraid of 582 Only one shopping day left, Till tomorrow 585 If size doesn't matter, how come I'm so popular 587 I'm so happy, I could SHIT 589 Trust your instincts: people really don't like you 593 Driver carries no cash, he's divorced 594 I've never fallen in love, but I've stepped in it 598 Hang Up and Drive 607 I tried seeing your point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass 610 Caution - Driver just doesn't give a shit anymore 613 My wife keeps saying I never listen to her, or something like that 615 Earth First, we'll screw up the rest of the planets later 634 Your body is a temple, mine's an amusement park 638 I'm not gonna drink anymore, Won't drink any less either 640 Women are like computers, you always get a better model if you wait a little longer 643 Suburbia - Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them 653 May the Farts be with you 654 Wrestling and Marriage, two full contact sports that require a ring 656 My Road to Success is under construction 664 I just do what the little voices tell me to do 685 Same Shit - Different Millenium 690 Caution - Blonde Thinking 692 Coffee Chocolate Men - Some things are better rich 701 Give me all your chocolate and nobody gets hurt 702 Pierce Me Baby 703 I like my women PIERCED 704 I like my men PIERCED 705 I'll Show You Mine if You Show me Yours 706 This is 10 inches